All Characters max out once they've been upgraded to a certain point, depending on their rarity. Here are the current maxes:
- Common - 30
- With the exception of Willy Goat. He maxes out at Level 25.
- Rare - 25
- Epic - 15
- The Boys - 20
|
Character |
Rarity | Business | Bonus | Auto-unlocked in |
| Bubbles | Epic | All | Profit | Season 1 |
| Julian | Epic | All | Profit | Season 1 |
| Ricky | Epic | -- | Fuck-Off Power | Season 1 |
| Cory | Common | -- | Fuck-Off Power | Season 1 |
| Willy Goat | Common | -- | Fuck-Off Power | Random Trunk |
| Steve French | Rare | -- | Fuck-Off Power | Random Trunk |
| Shitty Bill | Common | Ricky's Used Gas | Profit | Season 2 |
| Sarah | Common | Dirty Dancer | Profit | Season 3 |
| Steve Rogers | Common | Kittyland | Profit | Season 4 |
| Detroit Velvet Smooth | Common | Roc Vodka | Profit | Season 5 |
| Candy | Common | Convenients Store | Profit | Season 6 |
| Treena | Rare | Ricky's Used Gas | Profit | Season 6 |
| Thomas Collins | Common | Dirty Burger | Profit | Season 7 |
| Lucy | Rare | Dirty Dancer | Profit | Season 7 |
| Trevor | Rare | Convenients Store | Profit | Season 8 |
| Tyrone | Common | Mystic Fingers | Profit | Season 9 |
| Trinity | Rare | Kittyland | Profit | Season 9 |
| JRoc | Rare | Roc Vodka | Profit | Season 10 |
| Coconut | Common | Piss Factory | Profit | Season 11 |
| Donna | Rare | Mystic Fingers | Profit | Season 13 |
| Phil Collins | Rare | Dirty Burger | Profit | Season 14 |
| Jacob | Rare | Piss Factory | Profit | Season 15 |
| Marguerite | Common | Moneyvale Casino | Profit | Season 16 |
| Barb | Rare | Moneyvale Casino | Profit | Season 19 |
| MC Flurry | Common | Honey Oil Refinery | Profit | Season 22 |
| Don | Rare | Honey Oil Refinery | Profit | Season 25 |
| Bernie Sandford | Common | Sunnyvale Wrestling | Profit | Season 27 |
| Candy (s10) | Rare | Sunnyvale Wrestling | Profit | Season 29 |
| Sam Losco | Common | Denture King | Profit | Season 36 |
| Mrs. Peterson | Rare | Denture King | Profit | Season 39 |
| Rascal | Common | Roc Pile Cellular | Profit | Season 46 |
| Mr. Finch | Rare | Roc Pile Cellular | Profit | Season 49 |
| Leslie Dancer | Rare | Army Surplus | Profit | Season 55 |
| Erica Miller | Common | Army Surplus | Profit | Season 56 |
| Leslie Dancer | Rare | Army Surplus | Profit | Season 59 |
| Courtney | Rare | Hockey Camp | Profit | Season 76 |
| Kevin | Common | Hockey Camp | Profit | Season 78 |
| Mr. Green | Common | Scrilla Villa | Profit | Season 91 |
| Linda | Rare | Scrilla Villa | Profit | Season 93 |
| Hydro | Common | Good Guys Ice Cream | Profit | Season 106 |
| Marsha | Rare | Good Guys Ice Cream | Profit | Season 107 |
| Harold | Common | Scrumpdilly Pizza Sauce | Profit | Season 126 |
| Sonny | Rare | Scrumpdilly Pizza Sauce | Profit | Season 127 |
| Tammy | Common | Shed-N-Breakfast | Profit | Season 140 |
| Crystal | Rare | Shed-N-Breakfast | Profit | Season 141 |
| CockADoodle Dumb | Common | Drugs Store | Profit | Season 160 |
| Yoyo Dick | Rare | Drugs Store | Profit | Season 162 |
| Dazzle | Common | Roc Productions | Profit | Season 175 |
| Galaxy | Rare | Roc Productions | Profit | Season 176 |
| Gladys | Common | Motel | Profit | Season 195 |
| Henry | Rare | Motel | Profit | Season 196 |
| Event Unlock | Released | Business | ||
| Alex Lifeson | September 2021 | All | ||
| Baby Mo | August 2017 | Ricky's Used Gas | ||
| Baby Randy | September 2017 | Dirty Dancer | ||
| Big Hawk | April 2019 | Denture King | ||
| BK Arsenal | June 2019 | Convenients Store | ||
| Bone Throne | July 2019 | Moneyvale Casino | ||
| Boom Bizzle | November 2017 | Roc Vodka | ||
| Bubble Maker | October 2018 | Kittyland | ||
| Bunk BQ | November 2017 | Dirty Burger | ||
| Catsy Cline | August 2023 | Fuck-Off Power | ||
| Cheryl Crow | July 2018 | Honey Oil Refinery | ||
| Chris Jericho | August 2019 | Sunnyvale Wrestling | ||
| Conky | February 2020 | All | ||
| Conway Kitty | March 2023 | Fuck-Off Power | ||
| CoolNow | October 2017 | Mystic Fingers | ||
| Crystal Bowl | May 2020 | Mystic Fingers | ||
| Cyrus | January 2018 | All | ||
| Daisy | April 2023 | Fuck-Off Power | ||
| Dennis | August 2018 | Dirty Dancer | ||
| Desiree | February 2019 | Hockey Camp | ||
| Dibs | August 2020 | All | ||
| Dick Sicle | December 2020 | Piss Factory | ||
| Doggface | November 2020 | All | ||
| Doob Tube | September 2022 | All | ||
| Donny | April 2019 | Denture King | ||
| Doug Benson | April 2020 | All | ||
| Dr. Gary Lazeris | ||||
| Duckie | February 2020 | All | ||
| Erin | January 2020 | Scrilla Villa | ||
| Furnando Valensuello | October 2023 | Fuck-Off Power | ||
| Forestry Dick | June 2019 | Good Guys Ice Cream | ||
| Gary | March 2018 | Ricky's Used Gas | ||
| Gary Laser-Eyes | June 2017 | Kittyland | ||
| GB Homebrew | March 2019 | Dirty Dancer | ||
| George Green | December 2018 | Sunnyvale Wrestling | ||
| Go-Kart | September 2017 | Honey Oil Refinery | ||
| Hampton | April 2018 | Denture King | ||
| Hornts | May 2020 | Piss Factory | ||
| Jacoff | January 2021 | Piss Factory | ||
| Jay | October 2020 | All | ||
| Jerry | June 2021 | Hockey Camp | ||
| Jukes | August 2020 | All | ||
| Labina Majora | October 2023 | All | ||
| Lahey | April 2018 | All | ||
| Levi | February 2019 | Scrilla Villa | ||
| Lil Bubs | September 2019 | All | ||
| Lil Cyrus | February 2021 | All | ||
| Lil Jamie | All | |||
| Lil Julian | September 2019 | All | ||
| Lil Ricky | September 2019 | Fuck-Off Power | ||
| Lil Sarah | April 2020 | All | ||
| Lil T | All | |||
| Manly Mennequin | November 2018 | Mystic Fingers | ||
| Muhammad Meowe | February 2023 | Fuck-Off Power | ||
| Mr. Jointy | April 2022 | All | ||
| Nathan MacKinnon | October 2019 | Hockey Camp | ||
| Neapolitan Charlie |
February 2024 | |||
| Neil | June 2020 | Hockey Camp | ||
| Obaa-chan | January 2019 | Convenients Store | ||
| Orange Thunder | July 2019 | Kittyland | ||
| Orangie | June 2017 | All | ||
| Oscar Goldman | November 2017 | Kittyland | ||
| Paw McCatney | February 2023 | Fuck-Off Power | ||
| Pepe | July 2020 | Hockey Camp | ||
| Peter Pecker | October 2020 | All | ||
| Pissed Pat | March 2021 | Sunnyvale Wrestling | ||
| Pickles | March 2023 | Fuck-Off Power | ||
| Randall | September 2020 | All | ||
| Randy | May 2018 | Dirty Burger | ||
| Raykins | October 2017 | Sunnyvale Wrestling | ||
| Raz | September 2020 | Roc Pile Productions | ||
| Reggie | January 2018 | Roc Vodka | ||
| Rhonda | January 2020 | Roc Pile Cellular | ||
| Riknar | January 2022 | Fuck-off Power | ||
| Rocket | September 2017 | Piss Factory | ||
| Rock Pile Turntables | July 2023 | All | ||
| Ronnie Pumpkin | May 2023 | |||
| Ron Pencock | February 2018 | Piss Factory | ||
| Rufus | June 2019 | All | ||
| Reveen | February 2020 | Mystic Fingers | ||
| Scratch Bastard | April 2024 | |||
| Scrotzky | April 2020 | Good Guys Ice Cream | ||
| Sebastian Bach | February 2019 | Honey Oil Refinery | ||
| Shrooms | All | |||
| Silent Bob | October 2020 | All | ||
| Snowmobile | January 2018 | Convenients Store | ||
| Space Gash | May 2021 | All | ||
| Stacy | February 2018 | Roc Vodka | ||
| Steinberg | July 2018 | All | ||
| Steve Austin | November 2018 | Dirty Burger | ||
| Steve Jessup | May 2019 | Dirty Dancer | ||
| Stolen ATM | November 2017 | Moneyvale Casino | ||
| Sunnyvale Cup | June 2019 | Hockey Camp | ||
| Susan | April 2018 | Ricky's Used Gas | ||
| Swayzie Express | July 2017 | All | ||
| Swish Still | October 2017 | All | ||
| T Flex | March 2020 | Roc Pile Productions | ||
| Talko Memorial | September 2019 | Piss Factory | ||
| Tanya | April 2018 | Army Surplus | ||
| Ted Johnson | April 2020 | Skrilla Villa | ||
| Terry | August 2018 | Army Surplus | ||
| Terry Cahill | December 2019 | Piss Factory | ||
| Tink | February 2020 | All | ||
| Toddler Mo | December 2019 | Drugs Store | ||
| Tom Green | September 2018 | Moneyvale Casino | ||
| Tommy Bean | June 2018 | All | ||
| Tora | February 2023 | Fuck-Off Power | ||
| Victoria | February 2018 | Roc Pile Cellular | ||
| Vodka Pool | October 2017 | Roc Vodka | ||
| Vince the Pince | February 2023 | Fuck-Off Power | ||
| Weapon Stash | October 2017 | Ricky's Used Gas | ||
| Wheelchair | June 2021 | Moneyvale Casino | ||
| Wheel of 420 | April 2022 | All |