| Cash | Zeroes |
| Hundred | 2 |
| Thousand | 3 |
| Majillion | 6 |
| Bazillion | 9 |
| Crapload | 12 |
| Doublecrapload | 15 |
| Eleventillion | 18 |
| Fucktillion | 21 |
| Gigajillion | 24 |
| Holyfucktillion | 27 |
| Impossibillion | 30 |
| Jizillion | 33 |
| Kajillion | 36 |
| Loads-o-bucks | 39 |
| Notarealnumber | 42 |
| Oblongtillion | 45 |
| Pisstillion | 48 |
| Quarterfuckload | 51 |
| Reallybigtillion | 54 |
| Shit-ton | 57 |
| Triplecrapload | 60 |
| Unbelievakajillion | 63 |
| Verybigtillion | 66 |
| Whatthefucktillion | 69 |
| Xtralargenumber | 72 |
| Yourichfucktillion | 75 |
| Zebrapisstillion | 78 |
| Assload | 81 |
| Ass-Bazillion | 84 |
| Ass-Crapload | 87 |
| Ass-Doublecrapload | 90 |
| Ass-Eleventillion | 93 |
| Ass-Fucktillion | 96 |
| Ass-Gajillion | 99 |
| Ass-Holyfucktillion | 102 |
| Ass-Impossibillion | 105 |
| Ass-Jizzilion | 108 |
| Ass-Kajillion | 111 |
| Ass-Loads-o-bucks | 114 |
| Ass-Majillion | 117 |
| Ass-Notarealnumber | 120 |
| Ass-Oblongtillion | 123 |
| Ass-Pisstillion | 126 |
| Ass-Quarterfuckload | 129 |
| Ass-Reallybigtillion | 132 |
| Ass-Shit-ton | 135 |
| Ass-Triplecrapload | 138 |
| Ass-Unbelievakajillion | 141 |
| Ass-Verybigtillion | 144 |
| Ass-Whatthefucktillion | 147 |
| Ass-Xtralargenumber | 150 |
| Ass-Yourichfucktillion | 153 |
| Ass-Zebrapisstillion | 156 |
| Balls-Assload | 159 |
| Balls-Bazillion | 162 |
| Balls-Crapload | 165 |
| Balls-Doublecrapload | 168 |
| Balls-Eleventillion | 171 |
| Balls-Fucktillion | 174 |
| Balls-Gigajllion | 177 |
| Balls-Holyfucktillion | 180 |
| Balls-Impossibillion | 183 |
| Balls-Jizzilion | 186 |
| Balls-Kajillion | 189 |
| Balls-Loads-o-bucks | 192 |
| Balls-Majillion | 195 |
| Balls-Notarealnumber | 198 |
| Balls-Oblongtillion | 201 |
| Balls-Pisstillion | 204 |
| Balls-Quarterfuckload | 207 |
| Balls-Reallybigtillion | 210 |
| Balls-Shit-ton | 213 |
| Balls-Triplecrapload | 216 |
| Balls-Unbelievakajillion | 219 |
| Balls-Verybigtillion | 222 |
| Balls-Whatthefucktillion | 225 |
| Balls-Xtralargenumber | 228 |
| Balls-Yourichfucktillion | 231 |
| Balls-Zebrapisstillion | 234 |
Trailer Park Boys: Greasy Money